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Ah dear reader, we have arrived at the very heart of the critical times where our familiars experience good times and bouts of hellish torment. Frequent often, frequent many times dear reader for these pages will document events as they happen!
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Pocket Mouse
erhaps it can not be withheld this guilt I carry. I have
told you of the terrible fate of our dearly beloved barmaid Sheila who was so
terribly mutilated. What I have not told you is that I am guilty of her murder.
There, it is said. It is out into the world and can not be taken back.
Ironically it did not take much to let the knowledge free, just a couple of
simple words on paper, written down at my desk a typical dreary London
afternoon. For days, even weeks I have not been able to decipher the events
before. Life went on strangely enough. You did not see my name in the Strand or
the Times, no arrest was posted. The store became my prison and the building
itself my safe haven as well. This will soon change to be sure. Why then my
confession? It was because of a mouse, a singular mouse. I will tell you the
tale of how I met this mouse.
Continue reading "Pocket Mouse" »
Have you ever
 ave you ever stood on the
edge of your doorstep looking back at your home and wondered if you could leave
it all behind in a flash? Have you ever? Perhaps there will never be such a
situation, perhaps you are blessed. Or perhaps you want this desperately to
happen but the occasion hasn’t presented itself. There is finality to
this possibility, a chance things might turn out much better. There is a
chance, a chance you will never be the same again. Maybe you have done this
very thing countless times and you wonder what could possibly be
extraordinary about this thought. However. Have you ever entered your home
and thought: everything is gone, nothing is the same anymore, this is not
mine, and there is nothing here anymore that belongs to me. Today was such a day. One could say: I left; I left all that I knew behind.
One could say poppycock and argue nothing changed. Everything is still there.
The store, the clocks, the watches, the endless ticking and chiming. The
small library crammed full of books, most of which I will never read. Nothing
perceivably different can be observed, not even with the most powerful
magnifying glass. And yet, and yet everything is different. I look around and
can’t connect with a single item I can see, touch, hear and smell. The
delicate tools I’ve used for more than a year now are meaningless. They
exist in a world that is physical yes, but could have not been further away
from my reality. Why these vague and utterly diabolical hints at the
grotesque, the unimaginable? Have I been robbed of all my senses? Are the
walls now talking to me and do I hear voices around me telling me the world
has ended? No, nothing of the sort. I will, with great difficulty recall and
retell the events that have passed ever since my old mentor Mr. Hubbard
opened the trap door leading down to the phantasmagorical Bibliotheca
Echidna. Having only been there once, and only briefly, I was not much
impressed other than wonder who and why had created such an elaborate underground
palace of private entertainment. For that is what I thought it was then, a
manifestation of minds too curious to be satisfied with trivial mechanisms. Perhaps
the richly decorated underground lobby was nothing more than an even more
exclusive replica of one of the numerous gentlemen’s clubs that were
ever so popular these days. Granted, I was curious then, but I did not expect
the inhabitants of this underground labyrinth were serious, deadly serious.
Forgive me, dear reader; it
has not been long since I emerged, physically unscathed yes, but mentally in shambles.
You will permit me to rest a while before I commit to paper all that I have
seen. Currently I would not be able to describe by any means those things and
people I encountered. Those endlessly moving paintings of Dr. Halter, whose
understanding of light and dark can not be put into words alone. How will I
convey the depths one plunges into after just one brief glance? Light, yes,
light, that is the same at least. Down there, light takes on a different form.
It is alive and has its own mind and agenda, it wants to reign and attach
itself to everything. It fights the dark but can not win. That is what Dr.
Halter understood. His paintings only work there, they must be observed in a
room with light made for just one painting, for one purpose. Perhaps this is
true for all that I saw and lived through down there: it can only exist
there. But what does that leave me? I have the light of above, of the real
natural sky. The light that is still mine, that thing that has remained the
same since I left. Perhaps the inspector can help. Unlike myself,
a person who is now allowed below beyond the lobby, the inspector can not go
into Echidna beyond the doors. This is most fortunate; perhaps he can help
understand why things are different down there. He has not been infected; he
has never been that deep. But what am I saying, how can you, dear reader,
follow all this. I speak in riddles and riddles not even clear to myself. We
will meet again, yes we shall indeed and maybe then I can elaborate.
Eternally tired. Must sleep until this mental fever is no longer raging in my
brain. For now I bid you a good day.
Inflammatory Language Syndrome
 esterday afternoon, on my way to our faithful supplier of
metals, parts and watch oils, I overheard a conversation between
two nouveau medicants. Apparently the topic of discussion was the influence of physical ailments on the
mind. One of the healers furiously claimed no such thing existed and the other
furiously insisted that his college had not read the latest journal articles.
Giving his argument more force, the pedant started to cite a number of cases in
which unusual and rare afflictions contracted in the tropics, completely changed
one's behavior and personality. With confidence the medical man prophesied that
parasites of the smallest kind, can take over a grown adult's thought patterns
and distort for selfish reasons. I only caught some of their conversation, but
one has to ask where our nation's physicians get their medical training.
Continue reading "Inflammatory Language Syndrome" »
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At Leng's Plateau
 s expected, the tiny form of Mr. Leng the peculiar barber stood quietly waiting
in Hubbard's shop as we came back from the greenhouse. The blind old man did not move
a muscle as we approached and simply stood silently as if waiting for something.
Olivia had remained behind and was still watching the underwater wildlife, most likely nose
pressed against the glass and talking to the funny little eels. One of these
days she would surely fall into the stream in an attempt to get even closer to
all those amazing animals. Helen stood
behind me and when no immediate action was forthcoming she retreated upstairs. I patiently
stood at the base of the spiral staircase, slightly leaning on the metal
railing. Leng still did not move and we must have been standing there for
minutes. I asked no questions. The old man had a reputation of being very
patient and always with good reason. One could not provoke or hasten him, which
left me standing rather awkwardly and after a while: painfully. After a few minutes I moved over to the counter and
sat down on one of the bar stools we keep behind the sales counter. "Yes I can
hear it now", said Mr. Leng suddenly, "It is your back isn't it, it
hurts?"
Continue reading "At Leng's Plateau" »
An Awkward Awakening
 ar from what I thought my surroundings would be like after having traveled
for so long, I found myself sitting on the side of my old bed staring out
through the small window over the greenhouse and the other backyards with a
feeling of separation. Time may heal all wounds, but it also erases experiences
faster than we can find ways to commit them to permanent memory. Even in those
first few seconds of being back in Fleet Street, I felt myself slipping into the
old thought patterns, the familiar small habits and rituals that makes a home a
home. My traveling clothes were still on me and on the floor beside me was the
leather hat, purchased in Venice not weeks before. Helen must have heard me move
around and came knocking on the door. "Jeremy, are you awake?" Helen was not one
of the most personable maids and she
kept herself to her duties most of the time. Except when Olivia visited, then
our maid would turn into a doting mother. "Jeremy, are you up?" Helen asked
again. "You can come in if you want to", I said, having not taken off any item
of clothing. The door opened and Helen stood in the doorway, shuffling from one
foot to another. "Are you quite alright? We were worried about you", she said.
"Worried, why on earth would you be worried?" I asked, now paying our maid my
fullest attention. "You've been asleep for two days straight. We did not try to
wake you but if you had not awoken today we would have called for Doctor
Roberts", Helen said.
Continue reading "An Awkward Awakening" »
A Late Arrival
 more miserable welcome could not have been possible. Rain was coming down
in sheets against the carriage windows, further strengthening the barrier
between myself and the outside world. This was no carriage it was a cocoon, a
sealed universe from which I would have to emerge into the place I left almost
two months ago. Even though my physical self felt being pushed against the
fabric of the carriage seats, my mind and soul were still miles away. Nervously
I was fumbling with a pair of exotic 20 sided dice in my pocket, a souvenir acquired in Venice not a
week ago. In my right hand I clasped a metal cylinder, the objective of my
sojourn and the key which would release me from my task. Did I want to be
released? My mind wondered back through the streets of the many cities visited
during my voyage, some more
fantastical than any story found in Hubbard's library and all real. Florence is
not a corporal city, it is a dream built on ideas and fancies. Bruneschelli's
dome surely is not suspended by ingenious engineering and artful craftsmanship,
but instead must be held high by thousands of angels. Here I was back home, a
wide leather hat drawn over my head, keeping out the street lights. Desperately
my mind reached out to capture the events and sensations of the previous weeks.
The strolling crowds in the streets of Paris, the stately symphony in Vienna.
Elegant houses still rushing by the window of countless carriages in my mind,
palaces, exuberant nightlights and window dressings all blurred together into
one vision. One more minute on the road, one more minute of not knowing what the
next marvel will be. It was still raining hard. Even with the coach standing
still, the water made enough racket that if I closed my eyes I could still
imagine running along the Pointe Vecchio.
Continue reading "A Late Arrival" »
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Pocket Mouse
erhaps it can not be withheld this guilt I carry. I have
told you of the terrible fate of our dearly beloved barmaid Sheila who was so
terribly mutilated. What I have not told you is that I am guilty of her murder.
There, it is said. It is out into the world and can not be taken back.
Ironically it did not take much to let the knowledge free, just a couple of
simple words on paper, written down at my desk a typical dreary London
afternoon. For days, even weeks I have not been able to decipher the events
before. Life went on strangely enough. You did not see my name in the Strand or
the Times, no arrest was posted. The store became my prison and the building
itself my safe haven as well. This will soon change to be sure. Why then my
confession? It was because of a mouse, a singular mouse. I will tell you the
tale of how I met this mouse.
Continue reading "Pocket Mouse" »
Have you ever
 ave you ever stood on the
edge of your doorstep looking back at your home and wondered if you could leave
it all behind in a flash? Have you ever? Perhaps there will never be such a
situation, perhaps you are blessed. Or perhaps you want this desperately to
happen but the occasion hasn’t presented itself. There is finality to
this possibility, a chance things might turn out much better. There is a
chance, a chance you will never be the same again. Maybe you have done this
very thing countless times and you wonder what could possibly be
extraordinary about this thought. However. Have you ever entered your home
and thought: everything is gone, nothing is the same anymore, this is not
mine, and there is nothing here anymore that belongs to me. Today was such a day. One could say: I left; I left all that I knew behind.
One could say poppycock and argue nothing changed. Everything is still there.
The store, the clocks, the watches, the endless ticking and chiming. The
small library crammed full of books, most of which I will never read. Nothing
perceivably different can be observed, not even with the most powerful
magnifying glass. And yet, and yet everything is different. I look around and
can’t connect with a single item I can see, touch, hear and smell. The
delicate tools I’ve used for more than a year now are meaningless. They
exist in a world that is physical yes, but could have not been further away
from my reality. Why these vague and utterly diabolical hints at the
grotesque, the unimaginable? Have I been robbed of all my senses? Are the
walls now talking to me and do I hear voices around me telling me the world
has ended? No, nothing of the sort. I will, with great difficulty recall and
retell the events that have passed ever since my old mentor Mr. Hubbard
opened the trap door leading down to the phantasmagorical Bibliotheca
Echidna. Having only been there once, and only briefly, I was not much
impressed other than wonder who and why had created such an elaborate underground
palace of private entertainment. For that is what I thought it was then, a
manifestation of minds too curious to be satisfied with trivial mechanisms. Perhaps
the richly decorated underground lobby was nothing more than an even more
exclusive replica of one of the numerous gentlemen’s clubs that were
ever so popular these days. Granted, I was curious then, but I did not expect
the inhabitants of this underground labyrinth were serious, deadly serious.
Forgive me, dear reader; it
has not been long since I emerged, physically unscathed yes, but mentally in shambles.
You will permit me to rest a while before I commit to paper all that I have
seen. Currently I would not be able to describe by any means those things and
people I encountered. Those endlessly moving paintings of Dr. Halter, whose
understanding of light and dark can not be put into words alone. How will I
convey the depths one plunges into after just one brief glance? Light, yes,
light, that is the same at least. Down there, light takes on a different form.
It is alive and has its own mind and agenda, it wants to reign and attach
itself to everything. It fights the dark but can not win. That is what Dr.
Halter understood. His paintings only work there, they must be observed in a
room with light made for just one painting, for one purpose. Perhaps this is
true for all that I saw and lived through down there: it can only exist
there. But what does that leave me? I have the light of above, of the real
natural sky. The light that is still mine, that thing that has remained the
same since I left. Perhaps the inspector can help. Unlike myself,
a person who is now allowed below beyond the lobby, the inspector can not go
into Echidna beyond the doors. This is most fortunate; perhaps he can help
understand why things are different down there. He has not been infected; he
has never been that deep. But what am I saying, how can you, dear reader,
follow all this. I speak in riddles and riddles not even clear to myself. We
will meet again, yes we shall indeed and maybe then I can elaborate.
Eternally tired. Must sleep until this mental fever is no longer raging in my
brain. For now I bid you a good day.
Inflammatory Language Syndrome
 esterday afternoon, on my way to our faithful supplier of
metals, parts and watch oils, I overheard a conversation between
two nouveau medicants. Apparently the topic of discussion was the influence of physical ailments on the
mind. One of the healers furiously claimed no such thing existed and the other
furiously insisted that his college had not read the latest journal articles.
Giving his argument more force, the pedant started to cite a number of cases in
which unusual and rare afflictions contracted in the tropics, completely changed
one's behavior and personality. With confidence the medical man prophesied that
parasites of the smallest kind, can take over a grown adult's thought patterns
and distort for selfish reasons. I only caught some of their conversation, but
one has to ask where our nation's physicians get their medical training.
Continue reading "Inflammatory Language Syndrome" »
At Leng's Plateau
 s expected, the tiny form of Mr. Leng the peculiar barber stood quietly waiting
in Hubbard's shop as we came back from the greenhouse. The blind old man did not move
a muscle as we approached and simply stood silently as if waiting for something.
Olivia had remained behind and was still watching the underwater wildlife, most likely nose
pressed against the glass and talking to the funny little eels. One of these
days she would surely fall into the stream in an attempt to get even closer to
all those amazing animals. Helen stood
behind me and when no immediate action was forthcoming she retreated upstairs. I patiently
stood at the base of the spiral staircase, slightly leaning on the metal
railing. Leng still did not move and we must have been standing there for
minutes. I asked no questions. The old man had a reputation of being very
patient and always with good reason. One could not provoke or hasten him, which
left me standing rather awkwardly and after a while: painfully. After a few minutes I moved over to the counter and
sat down on one of the bar stools we keep behind the sales counter. "Yes I can
hear it now", said Mr. Leng suddenly, "It is your back isn't it, it
hurts?"
Continue reading "At Leng's Plateau" »
An Awkward Awakening
 ar from what I thought my surroundings would be like after having traveled
for so long, I found myself sitting on the side of my old bed staring out
through the small window over the greenhouse and the other backyards with a
feeling of separation. Time may heal all wounds, but it also erases experiences
faster than we can find ways to commit them to permanent memory. Even in those
first few seconds of being back in Fleet Street, I felt myself slipping into the
old thought patterns, the familiar small habits and rituals that makes a home a
home. My traveling clothes were still on me and on the floor beside me was the
leather hat, purchased in Venice not weeks before. Helen must have heard me move
around and came knocking on the door. "Jeremy, are you awake?" Helen was not one
of the most personable maids and she
kept herself to her duties most of the time. Except when Olivia visited, then
our maid would turn into a doting mother. "Jeremy, are you up?" Helen asked
again. "You can come in if you want to", I said, having not taken off any item
of clothing. The door opened and Helen stood in the doorway, shuffling from one
foot to another. "Are you quite alright? We were worried about you", she said.
"Worried, why on earth would you be worried?" I asked, now paying our maid my
fullest attention. "You've been asleep for two days straight. We did not try to
wake you but if you had not awoken today we would have called for Doctor
Roberts", Helen said.
Continue reading "An Awkward Awakening" »
A Late Arrival
 more miserable welcome could not have been possible. Rain was coming down
in sheets against the carriage windows, further strengthening the barrier
between myself and the outside world. This was no carriage it was a cocoon, a
sealed universe from which I would have to emerge into the place I left almost
two months ago. Even though my physical self felt being pushed against the
fabric of the carriage seats, my mind and soul were still miles away. Nervously
I was fumbling with a pair of exotic 20 sided dice in my pocket, a souvenir acquired in Venice not a
week ago. In my right hand I clasped a metal cylinder, the objective of my
sojourn and the key which would release me from my task. Did I want to be
released? My mind wondered back through the streets of the many cities visited
during my voyage, some more
fantastical than any story found in Hubbard's library and all real. Florence is
not a corporal city, it is a dream built on ideas and fancies. Bruneschelli's
dome surely is not suspended by ingenious engineering and artful craftsmanship,
but instead must be held high by thousands of angels. Here I was back home, a
wide leather hat drawn over my head, keeping out the street lights. Desperately
my mind reached out to capture the events and sensations of the previous weeks.
The strolling crowds in the streets of Paris, the stately symphony in Vienna.
Elegant houses still rushing by the window of countless carriages in my mind,
palaces, exuberant nightlights and window dressings all blurred together into
one vision. One more minute on the road, one more minute of not knowing what the
next marvel will be. It was still raining hard. Even with the coach standing
still, the water made enough racket that if I closed my eyes I could still
imagine running along the Pointe Vecchio.
Continue reading "A Late Arrival" »
Camera Obscura in Europa
 orking for a man who has a great many connections around the globe can sometimes mean that one has to pack one's meager belongings and be sent to a remote location on vague business. I am currently on one such venture as directed by Mr. Hubbard, and this explains why none has heard from me in some time. Writing circumstances are limited and communication means by way of telegram back to England are even more restricted. Not that I am allowed to convey much of what has happened sofar and I fear this little paragraph is already far out of confidential bounds. Not that I am disturbed by any potential consquences. My philosophy on the matter is that by the time these words reach anyone of consequence, the relevance and their meaning will have long lost their importance. This particular piece of text came together in a small tea and coffee house (Thee & Koffie Huis) one parallel alleyway removed from ''the Kleiweg'' road in the city of Gouda, the Netherlands. Currently I am waiting for a Dutch merchant by the name of Nicolaas Romburg, who is my next contact in this maddening adventure. I've been sent here to obtain a document that will guide me to my final destination. All I have been told, is that I am to provide safe passage for a gentleman in Italy, whom has finally agreed to have something, which belongs to him and his family, safely stored within the underground vaults we call Bibliotheca Echida. No specific information was given to me and I do not know what exactly this gentleman will bring with him.
Other Voices

This is just the most awful poppycock I have ever read", said Mr.
Meyers, the bookstore owner two doors down from Mr. Hubbard's watch and clock
repair shop. "You should see some of the manuscripts people send me for
publication Jeremy, thank God some of them use a nom de plume because their
closest relatives would disown them if they knew what has appeared on
paper", Meyers continued. Mr. Meyers has upgraded his printing activities
from flyers and pamphlets to producing small booklets. Mostly short stories and
poetry appears in the marginally bound stacks of paper. A solicitation was put
in some of the local newspapers, as well as in his own pamphlets, asking the
English writing public to consider him as a source of high-quality printing for
their as of yet unsung victories. Solicitations he received and did so by the
hundreds. "Who would have thought there would be this many souls seeking
literary recognition?" he told me shortly after he opened the first parcels
of manuscripts.
Continue reading "Other Voices" »
For whom the bell jar tolls

his morning our breakfast was disrupted by a shouting
Helen who came down the stairs yelling something in Russian. The cause of all
this commotion was the passing of our last remaining Triops. Having outlived and
more importantly outgrown the other creatures in the tank, the remaining animal
was set on shedding its skin every two days as if it were still a mere larva.
For weeks now the one we called Metusaleh laid eggs ever day, ate more carrots
than we could grow and ransacked the aquarium in search for either entertainment
or yet more food. Our ever mesmerizing and growing animal grew until it was
about the size of your index finger. Having reached these alarming dimensions
(they should not grow this big) we wondered if we had inadvertently stumbled on
some mutating stimulant with our experiments in diet changes.
Continue reading "For whom the bell jar tolls" »
A Choice of Words
 f you had asked me what the most bizarre experience was that had ever
occurred to me in the small community off of Fleet Street, then I would have to
say it was the time when Mr. Leng entertained us with something he named:
touch-juggling. A description of what this exactly is will have to wait for
another article, but I can tell you that the vision of this little man manipulating
crystal spheres around his body as if they were disobeying the laws of gravity
was a mysterious sensation. Less mysterious, but more bizarre has been the
midnight activities of Mr. Meyers the bookseller and his assistance Leonard.
Some weeks ago they had gotten wind of an ongoing effort by a man called Murray
who has gotten it in his mind to write a
book or set of books that defines the English language with all its words,
expressions and incarnations. It was the manner in which these books are to be
composed that was of interest to our neighbours.
Continue reading "A Choice of Words" »
And then there was one
 ave you ever entered a museum of natural history and wondered why no one asks where the tombstones are? Walking through the endless rows of dark wood, hand-blown glass windows and shadow boxes, it is surprising that small children run around here and laugh at all. Standing in front of a stuffed owl permanently locked into a staring gaze, one wonders why watching this long deceased animal is such a hoot. Being prone to mild depression, I tend to not
wander into the natural mausoleum of history. The problem is that Hubbard often drags me there to further my education. He calls this museum my "Linneage", an obscure joke to the boring achievements of Swedish scientist Carolus Linnaeus. The very man who decided that nature needed a rigorous system of classification to separate the tortoise from the porpoise. Wondering what dear Linnaeus would have thought of Triops usually puts a faint smile on my face. Triops were indeed the reason we were now perambulating this evening around the insect and invertebrate halls in the museum of the dead.
Continue reading "And then there was one" »
Leonard the Forger
I don't like dishonest folk and I pride myself in that I can spot them a mile
away. Leonard is such a creature, a man with a sly face and shifty manners.
Meyers the book seller has contracted this man's services as of a week ago. The
old man has it in his head to be his own book publisher now. Perhaps his obsession for books
is not fulfilled unless he himself produces books and manuscripts. It must be
said that he went about it in a rather intelligent manner. Several months ago he
bought himself a small printing press and started making pamphlets and flyers.
Just small stuff to learn the trade. Hubbard, with his connections in the police organization of our great city,
helped him get some valuable contacts. Wanted posters started streaming out of
the book store within weeks and very slowly he has started to add the production
of opera programs, again with Hubbard's assistance. "It's all about books
though", he told me one day as I was having lunch. "Books is where it is, they
are our purest form of experience, not to mention the ultimate
storage of knowledge and wisdom", he added.
Continue reading "Leonard the Forger" »
Street Time - Part 1
Centered right in the middle of our square is a small circular stone
covered area surrounded by tall branching elm trees. There used to be a tiny
garden but that did not last with all the urchins playing in trees, bushes and
undergrowth. Instead we only have the elms left that now surround a ravaged dirt and stone area. About a
month ago one very late evening I noticed my mentor, Mr. Hubbard stand just
outside the now partially paved, circular center, staring intently at the ground. He must have
done this for more than ten minutes because I remember him walking out of the store just after 10 and it was
now quarter past. One is always aware of time when master watchmaker Hubbard is around. From my
position in the store I could see the bent shape of the watchmaker slowly walk around the trees,
examining the roots and stomping his feet on the stones. At various points he
nodded to himself and pulled out a notebook to scribble observations. When
the good man finally entered the store again he looked at me and said: "Jeremy,
I need you to speak with someone in city hall tomorrow. We are going to
construct us a large city clock again!" "May I ask what exactly your intentions
are? Do we not already have enough clocks in this house? If people needed a
street clock they could simply listen or look at Big Ben, which you helped
design if I'm not mistaken", I asked.
Continue reading "Street Time - Part 1" »
Caught
It always happens at the most unfortunate times. I am not one of the muscularly gifted ones and despite my lock
picking skills I can easily drop the most expensive vase, or your grandfather's clock. One such unfortunate event
occurred when I was assisting Mrs. Rackham with her ancient mantle clock we had just repaired. The old hag
appears to fancy me and keeps bringing random pieces from her mansion in for repair. As I was handing over
the marble and metal monstrosity to Mrs. Rackham’s valet, Helen walked into the store and nearly ran me over,
all the while beaming as if she had just found out she is the new heir to the Russian throne. For a brief moment
the clock hovered in mid air but then quickly tried to seek refuge on the ground, which received it warmly and
scattered it all over the ground. Completely ignoring the customer and the mess, she immediately goes into a
stream of consciousness directed at my poor ears. “That French floozy has had it!” she yelled. “Off to jail,
off to the gallows!” “Helen, could you please wait until I’m done with her ladyship please? I will come see you
upstairs in a while”, I said, trying out what Hubbard would have said. Mrs. Rackham gave Helen a rather insolent
cold stare. Not that this made any difference. Helen briskly walked up the stairs and started singing some old
Russian hymn, or at least it sounded like a hymn, but then again anything sung in Russian sounds religious to me.
Continue reading "Caught" »
The best laid plans of Triops and Men
I have to relate a rather humorous event to you that occurred to me earlier
this afternoon. In an unlikely situation where Mr. Hubbard was not observing the abnormal creatures known as Triops, I was myself watching
their maddening behavior. These small shrimp like animals appear to go through
constant spasms. One second they will be on one end of the tank and the other
they will be digging into the soil to lay their eggs. In between they are mostly
occupied with eating and eating is something they do without preference or
taste. Quite literally anything placed within the confines of the tank will be
tried. Combine this with the fact that their eyes are on top of their heads and
their mouths are on the opposite side and you can imagine that they can get
quite a surprise every now and then. One of the larger Triops managed to bite
down on a small stone and being unable to see and unable to taste the silly
thing assumed it was just a harder form of plant and continued to chew. After
about a minute it finally realized that it had made a culinary faux pas and
started to spasm even more than we had previously observed. Perhaps it was ready
to shed its skin? The small piece of stone had managed to get stuck and no
maneuver of the animal would dislodge it. Besides the unfortunate design of
their eye vs. mouth location they have the misfortune
that their dozens of legs can not reach their mouths. You can imagine that by
now the creature was not in a good mood. In an inspired moment of a Hubbard impersonation I decided
that I could use one of the old man's long tweezers to remove the crustacean
from the tank, put it on its back and remove the pebble. Apparently the little
animal had figured this best laid plan out and became so frightened with the idea that it
spit out the pebble and hid on the far side of the tank.
And then there were six
What we feared has indeed occurred, one of the Triops has passed away, leaving six rather healthy looking ones. I will spare the reader with details of its untimely departure, even though I could, having received many notes from my mentor Mr. Hubbard. For hours and hours, notebook in hand, did the old man sit beside the aquarium observing the fading creature. "He went through a number of spasms that gradually became less intense", he said this morning during breakfast, “This definitely supports the theory that he could not get out of his skin and was effectively trapped.” “Sir, please, not at the breakfast table”, said Helen. Not that this would make any difference. “But why not, my dear? It is simply the discussion of a normal aspect of life”, Hubbard said to his bacon. “Right now I have to go to the toilet, which is also a normal aspect of life, but I don’t tell you about it”, replied Helen, her face going bright red after she realized what she had said. “I mean, it is just disgusting.” “Very well, I get your point. From now on I will abstain from discussing the animal life in our abode during any of our meals, including the new baby Discus fish that were born yesterday”, he said, looking at his eggs now. “Oh but that’s not what I meant!” said Helen. “I know I know, I was being facetious, I apologize, I will attempt to be more serious”, Hubbard said with a smile. “There are new baby Discus fish?” Helen asked. “Yes, there is a whole cloud of them in the far right corner below the Victoria Amazonicas”, answered Hubbard. Helen hurriedly excused herself and made for the stairwell when she turned around and rushed towards the bathroom instead.
Skin tight and too tired to fight
Helen came rushing down the stairs from the attic. "Jeremy, have you seen Hubbard?" She asked. "I think he is downstairs in his workshop", I said. "Without another word she ran down to find the watchmaker in his familiar environment. There came the faint sound of a chair falling over and fast shuffling across the floorboards of an old man trying to run. As fast as the old man could, he made his way up along the spiral staircase that connects the downstairs shop with the upstairs living quarters. "He wasn't moving much and he looked kind of strange", Helen said to Hubbard who wasn't listening at all but was trying to make his way up to the attic. Getting a bit curious as to what Helen described I decided to follow them and see for myself. Hubbard and Helen were peering at the Triops tank and pointing at one specific corner. “He is moving but not much and he is twitching a bit as if he can’t control his muscles”, the horologist said. When I got closer I noticed one of the crabs lying on it’s back slowly waving its legs back and forth, completely different than the fast moving action otherwise observed from these monster shrimp. “Perhaps he’s having trouble getting out of his skin?” I asked. “That would explain why he appears stiff and rigid. The old skin is toughening up and is restricting his movements”, Hubbard nodded. It looked like the dying creature would take quite a while to expire and I did not want to stick around to witness that. For now there is still life in the animal and there is hope he might still break his useless skin and free himself from death by self-captivation. As usual dear reader I will keep you posted on these miniature dramatics.
Poached eggs, or was it poached?
We've entered the third week of Triops rearing and there are seven adults in the aquarium now. As they get older and bigger they seem to repulse more and more. Olivia has already announced that she no longer finds them of any interest and they should be eaten by the Discus fish. After this declamation she moved on to watch the little Amazon fish we've been breeding (They are also a lot easier to name since you can actually tell them apart). For Hubbard the shrimp-like crabs seem to hold an ever growing fascination and he spends a favorable amount of time observing and logging their activities. "Did you know that they have started to lay eggs already?" He asked us over dinner. "Mr. Hubbard please, we're eating", said Helen. The old watchmaker did not understand comments like this. When he was absorbed in a subject matter, the rest of the world only made sense from the perspective of the latest obsession. In this case the old man saw the world through the three eyes of his latest fascination: Triops Cancriformis. "I'm going to see if I can harvest some of their eggs. Who knows, they may provide us with a sustainable food supply without having to buy more", he mumbled, no longer addressing us directly. "Perhaps they produce good caviar?" I asked. This disturbed both Hubbard and Helen. "I've seen those creatures and if you think I'm going to serve their eggs then you're quite mistaken", she threw in my face. "I agree with Helen, they hardly contain any nutritional value at all and they are too small anyway", added Hubbard, who did not completely grasp the nature of Helen's outburst.
Head Affairs
For days now, Harold Meyers has not opened his book store and has not even
been seen outside. Considered by most a recluse, and by some a bit more, his
recent behavior was a bit much and
Mrs. Chanderloin, the butcher's wife, asked me to investigate when she started
imagining all sorts of spectacular deaths and disasters. "He's not well I
tell you", she said, leaning over the counter as I made the day's meat
purchases. "Now he's never been exactly well if you know what I mean, but this is
really not well", she added. "Maybe he's having one of those brain fevers you
read about in the papers all the time." Mrs. Chanderloin could produce the most
incredible conjectures from overheard rumors and vague descriptions of events in
the media. "Did you hear they've had to take the prime minister off his rack?"
she would ask, forgetting that she sold prime rib and was governed by a prime
minister. "He's all bent over, and they had to take him of his rack", she repeated. "You
mean they had to take him off his back?" I asked. "Yes that's it, off his back.
Anyway, what I was saying was that Mr. Meyers hasn't been seen in a while. You
know how he is, always inside reading his old books and keeping to himself. It's
amazing the man sells anything at all. Well a couple of days ago he closed the
blinds of the windows in the back and upstairs, something he never does. That's odd I thought, but
did not think anything of it, the man is strange you see. Well that's now three days ago
and he hasn't come out since. Makes you wonder if he's still alive in there. Do
you think we should smell something by now? I mean that would be bad for
business if it did. Poor Mr. Harold, lying there all dead and nobody knowing it."
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As the Pump Turns, Growing Pains
We now have six little crustaceans in our aquarium, although little is no longer
the right word. They have at least doubled in size and seem to be intending many more size adjustments. Doubling your size is not something any creature should attempt, not unless you are especially equipped to do so. A rabbit may multiply with a similar speed but if it were to grow at the same rate as the mysterious Triops, we would have quite the Christmas food miracle just weeks before the holiday. Triops
accomplish the remarkable biological feat by shedding their complete skin, and I mean
'complete' in the literal sense of the word. One would twitch slightly, swim
towards the center of the tank, twitch some more and all of a sudden shake what
seems to be a ghost off of itself. This ghost then floats to the bottom where it
needs to be removed because it does not seem to dissolve or decompose. Hubbard
has studied these shells and has confirmed that indeed they are the full
creature sans its now larger self. When you have several of these monsters in
one aquarium, who do this every couple of hours, you get quite the
biological fireworks. If they keep this up for long they will be as large as
Olivia's rabbit. Let's hope they stay inside the tank and do not change into
terrestrial dwellers.
Empty
Perhaps it is superfluous to mention that my mentor is an extreme opponent
for details. .Attention to details are pursued in cleaning, cooking, repairing clocks and watches and
even simply walking around outside for his evening stroll. In most of what he does he pays minute attention as to how the
activity is performed and to what tools are used. I've come to suspect that he sees
everything as a watch mechanism. All parts of life have to fit perfectly and work in
unison. If one part is not aligned the whole is useless. There is however one facet of
his life to which he paid not much attention until recently. Money had never
been anything of great concern. Not that the man was wealthy and could afford
financial neglect, not in the least.
He had what he needed and a little bit more to fund his exotic hobbies. Sometimes
outsiders even funded his elaborate projects, which quite honestly made the
endeavors possible in the first place. To Hubbard, money was something
stored in a large stone chamber in a pyramid somewhere far away, when bullion
was needed the banker would roll the entrance stone away and take out the requested amounts. The
watchmaker's money was held by the Bank of England, a fine and old institution,
which perfectly matched Hubbard's concept of a large stone vault in the depths
of a pyramid.
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Bibliotheca Echida - Part 2
"Jeremy! Could you come over here please?", yelled inspector Davies from the
opposite side of the underground living room. Still in complete awe I slowly
made my way back towards the base of the stairwell that brought me here. More
and more details stuck themselves on my retina. Various instruments lined the
walls, some of which I had never seen before, not even amongst the vast
collection my mentor kept. Only some smaller items such as a hydrometer, a
sextant in poor condition or just very old, a microscope with a long copper
cylinder as it's focal mechanism, various Chinese wooden puzzles I had seen
before but in far less complicated configurations, some objects that appeared to
resemble surgical tools and numerous sand timers. "Quite the sight isn't it
Jeremy?", asked the old watchmaker from one of the lounging areas, where he
had been having a conversation with inspector Davies. "Very much so. What exactly is it's purpose
if I may ask?" Davies laughed and said: "Hubbard you may want to answer this
one, you have a way of clearly describing the otherwise complex nature in a very
small amount of words." "Very well. This place and its contents are here to be
permanent", said Hubbard.
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Little More than Specks of Dust
As of today there are dozens of tiny specs bobbing around in the tank we had designated the Triops Triangle, so named for the Bermuda Triangle effect around the aforementioned aquarium. Sooner or later visitors and caretakers will disappear into the attic for extended periods to see the development of the shrimp from when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. At present they can only be observed as tiny white dots zooming around the water in search of food. The zooming part will turn into a vast array of underwater acrobats and the search for food will continue until they say farewell again. Baby Triops are some of the fastest growing offspring ever seen. It is normal for them to double their size within a day and do this in a spectacular fashion by jumping out of their skin once or twice in the course of 24 hours. Hubbard is experimenting with barley stalks. According to his research having a small amount of barley in the water over longer periods of time will prevent algae from growing. To me this seems more alchemical in nature but he is convinced it will work. Olivia counted about 20 Triops, but it might as well be more than a hundred, we can’t tell.
As the Pump Turns, Triops Reborn
Many distractions prevent me from relating the important events for which this
forum was originally designed. I now owe you both the adventures of the
exploring urchins and the second part of my discovery of Bilbiotheca Echidna.
Before all this is related in the appropriate time and manner, I would like to pick up on
what I feel is an unfinished saga. As you may recall, we had some uninvited
creatures appearing in one of our food tanks in the attic. These animals have
fascinated all of us so much that it was decided that further investigation was
need. Indeed tomorrow there will be the initiation of another experiment into
the life of those we call Triops. There were eggs spotted in the detritus of the
siphoned fish tank and according to the research done by Hubbard they should
hatch when water is added again. We will see since I am highly skeptical, but if
this actually occurrs we will be watching the life of these half crabs closely.
Every now and then you might see reports of their anything but normal life pass
these pages.
Triops Cancriformis
You may have wondered what has happened in the past few weeks. Indeed there
has been no news and an important story was halted right where things were getting
exciting. Dear reader, I do apologize. Something curious has occurred the day
after part one of Bibliotheca Echidna was written. In fact the events had
already been set in motion before but were not apparent until that day. As you
know Hubbard keeps a miniature zoo in a greenhouse-like construction behind the
watch workshop. In this enclosure he keeps many a strange creature, some of
which have already passed these pages and some which will surely follow. This
tale is about one such extremity of nature. Hubbard's ambition has never been to
re-create the typical Natural History Museum exhibit, where you walk past
rows and rows fish tanks and bleak skeletons. No instead his goal was and is to replicate a small
portion of rainforest inside an artificial glass enclosure. A bubble of sorts we now call the backyard
vivarium. For this ever evolving project he needs not only plants and animals but food as
well, large quantities of food. Ironically it is the food which is stored and
arranged much like the displays of the typical Victorian museum.
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Mr. Leng
Amongst the alcove dwellers we have quite a diverse and eccentric set of London
denizens, my mentor Mr. Hubbard being the quintessential curious
inhabitant. There is however one other local figure, who could be regarded as a human
being of a rather different sort. I am speaking here of Mr. Leng, who lives in
the attic above Ms. Grub's store. If I were to write words like colorful and
peculiar then I would not do Mr. Leng's person justice. Not that the man is in
any way dangerous or harmful, on the contrary the man is the very model of
politeness and kindness. Perhaps his mother or father worked at an Asian court,
because Leng's ability to talk your problems back to you wrapped in a soothing
balm of silk is an experience you will not quite easily forget. Especially since
once your encounter has passed you will most likely not remember what the man
had actually told you.
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Bibliotheca Echidna - Part 1
In the watchmaker's workshop, or should I say before you get into the
workshop, under an old faded carpet there is a rather large door. These trap doors are
not unusual in buildings around Fleet Street and most of them are used to bring in
supplies from the streets behind us directly into the basements. Our neighbor Welder
has a similar trap door, but his cellar has the stairs taken out and instead
contains a wooden
ramp construction designed to let barrels be rolled down. You may wonder why I
make such a fuss over a door that leads to the basement. Perhaps I should not
inform you where the door leads or why it is constructed in such an unusual way.
Hubbard explicitly forbade me to mention anything about this to anyone. I do
trust you my dear reader, but please do not publish or otherwise make known what
can be found underneath the humble house that is the watchmaker's abode.
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The Fatal Tenor - Part 2
At this point I lost sight of the trio who rushed outside towards Basso's
carriage. "Interesting don't you think", came the calm voice of Hubbard behind
me. "What do you make of all of this?", he asked. "What do you mean sir? The
poor man must have had a heart attack of sorts", I replied. "One would think so
indeed", murmured my mentor now completely lost in thought. The rest of the
evening I could not get an answer out of the old man. He did not seem to
concentrate on the opera at all and I myself found it difficult to focus on the
stage, none in the least since the most spectacular vision of the evening was not
in the building anymore.
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The Fatal Tenor - Part 1
"Get dressed, we have to be there in an hour!", shouted Hubbard from the upper
storey. "I was not aware we were going somewhere", I replied. "Heard about
it not too long ago. Count Fosca has two spare tickets to Die Fledermaus and gave
them both to me. The opera starts at 7 and it's just after 6, now hurry up and get
dressed", Hubbard said with even more urgency. "But what should I wear, what does one
wear for such an occasion?", I asked. "I forgot, we have not fitted you for the
appropriate attire, but there is still time!". Hubbard disappeared into the back
of the house and came down a few minutes later in full black and white regalia. "We have
not a moment to loose!". Hubbard did his best to shuffle as fast as he could out
the door and through the square towards Fleet Street. Following him was quite
entertaining and I could do so in a leisurely fashion. He made it to the next
corner when I was able to convince him to get into a cab. "Where are we going
first", I enquired. "Tredwell & Nailor my dear boy, the finest and more
importantly fastest tailors in all of London and probably the whole of India as well".
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A Story Device
For the last few weeks now, Hubbard has disappeared every evening into his
workshop. During each of these nightly sessions he would place a Japanese paper screen in the corner of the back of the room to
hide whatever it was he was doing there. Sometimes I could hear his watch making
tools, but most of the time it was very quiet. Two nights ago he brought
something upstairs and placed it on the mantle piece in the library. The fireplace is
very large indeed but this object, covered with a large cloth, now occupies most of
the mantle piece and in order to fit other ornaments had to be cleared off, lest two candles he
meticulously maneuvered into spots to either side of the ship. Yesterday evening I
could no longer contain my curiosity and asked my old mentor what in the world
he had been constructing.
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The Origin of Species
On a large green leaf, almost undetectable if you are not familiar with its
peculiar appearance, rests a leafy stick insect. The creature marches slowly up
the leaf and onto a vine to find a more suitable resting place. Perhaps calling it a
stick insect is accurate from an entomological perspective but the Phyllium
giganteum is really just a bunch of fleshy leafs on legs. Although it is native
to Malaysia it does very well in an otherwise South American tropical rain
forest enclosure. I can sit here all day and watch the alien life forms crawl, flutter and
dribble by. Mind you, I had to get used to the heat and humidity. Tropical animals and plants
do not survive in the cold harsh world that is Victorian London. Here within Mr.
Hubbard's vivarium there exists a different world, a transplanted world from the
hearts of Southern America and South East Asia. This life bubble was carefully
designed and constructed to expel
the sights, sounds and smells from the dilapidated streets and surrounding
houses that are London. Once inside you find yourself in an exotic paradise where it is not possible to move fast,
think fast or expend any more energy than is needed to enjoy nature in its
purest form. England is pale and boring in comparison to what lives on the other
side of the world. Plants and animals alike display an abundance of color and
plants produce the most exalting fragrances.
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Thought of the moment:
After all, one knows one's weak points so well, that it's rather bewildering to have the critics overlook them and invent others.
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The Critical Times is a work of fiction. Many of the characters are inspired by
historical figures; others are entirely imaginary creations of the author's.
Apart from the historical figures, any resemblance betgween these fictional
characters and actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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