"Nuffin Sir !! I only told Harry about it and it ain't like the birds were claimed or anythin !! We were just passin by and saw Mister Jones setup his stall and when he put the last bird on the board the bottom one slipped. We was just passin by and picked up the bird, it being soiled and all. We never meant to run off with it like that officer !!". As overheard by Constable Jones earlier today. Urchin Timmy and Harry were later seen trying to stuff a walking cane through the turkey whilst whispering: "That's how they do it Tim, they use a cane and put it over a fire for hours and hours".