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London, ca 1860
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[ High Peak at Bora-Bora, E. deBérard, 1868 ]
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A Lyric by Lear (Nr. 12)
 From
the whimsical works of the honorable Edward Lear. Taken from the easy to read,
fun to peruse and utterly ludicrous: Book of Nonsense.
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin:
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
To the great-grandchildren, grand-nephews, and grand-nieces of
Edward, 13th Earl of Derby, This book of drawings and Verses (The greater part
of which were originally made and composed for their parents,) is dedicated by
the author, Edward Lear (Source: Gutenberg)
A Fable by Aesop - The Wolf Turned Shepherd
 olf, finding that the sheep were so afraid of him that he could not
get near them, disguised himself in the dress of a shepherd, and thus
attired approached the flock. As he came near, he found the shepherd
fast asleep. As the sheep did not run away, he resolved to imitate the
voice of the shepherd. In trying to do so, he only howled, and awoke the
shepherd. As he could not run away, he was soon killed. Those who attempt to act in disguise are apt to overdo it. Aesop's Fables, Translated by George Fyler Townsend. Source: Gutenberg
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Stalled
 rchins are normally innocent although energetic
criminals. They see every piece of food as their future property and and
mischief as their personal calling. Urchins are young, ranging from 5 to about
12 years of age. Mostly the adults tolerate them and see them as a source of
entertainment. Some of the little ones have parents, some do not. The older ones
have been on their own for years even if they still have parents. It is sad to
see these children start innocently and end up either bitter, broken or quite
simply, dead. When a troupe of urchins invades an area the adults either become
vigilant or relax. One or two of the children are leaders, the rest are innocent
followers. When the leaders aren't around the adults relax. If however a
commanding little tike is spotted the grown ups bar their windows, close and
bold their doors and prepare for the worst. One such nightmare we've already
seen and is called Julius, the urchin emperor. He looks just like the others,
filthy and ready to commit mischief. This one, this tiny spot of bother is
different. He peers out into the world from under a torn cap and thinks he looks
bigger and bolder with that piece of cloth on his head. A clever one he is and
resourceful as well. If there ever was a future Moriarty then Julius would be
his original name. Come to think of it we do not know Julius's actual name.
Quite a common thing with urchins. They take on names of people they admire or
people they meet randomly. One wanted to call himself Nelson, but was
quickly ridiculed by Julius when he told the little boy that Nelson was killed
and shipped back to England in a barrel of brandy. Full of disgust the boy chose
to use Bob instead and Julius was still the all ruling admiral.
Continue reading:
"Stalled" »
Pocket Mouse
erhaps it can not be withheld this guilt I carry. I have
told you of the terrible fate of our dearly beloved barmaid Sheila who was so
terribly mutilated. What I have not told you is that I am guilty of her murder.
There, it is said. It is out into the world and can not be taken back.
Ironically it did not take much to let the knowledge free, just a couple of
simple words on paper, written down at my desk a typical dreary London
afternoon. For days, even weeks I have not been able to decipher the events
before. Life went on strangely enough. You did not see my name in the Strand or
the Times, no arrest was posted. The store became my prison and the building
itself my safe haven as well. This will soon change to be sure. Why then my
confession? It was because of a mouse, a singular mouse. I will tell you the
tale of how I met this mouse.
Continue reading:
"Pocket Mouse" »
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Julius
ven amongst small children you can find sentiments of camaraderie, fierce
loyalty, arch enemies and any kind of social interaction you would expect from
adults. And then there is Julius. Julius, who's full name is Julius Struthers,
is a small kid with large ambitions. He rallies the urchins around him,
organizes them in small armies and in general treats them as his personal
arsenal of mayhem. The boy is good, he knows how to lead even though he's only
10 years old. True, he operates his improvised army on rations of candy and
promises of anything an urchin's little mind can conceive. And more. Fame and
fortune means nothing to these scrawny dirty roaches. Food they need, alcohol
they prefer and in between they like to cause trouble from one end of Fleet
Street to the other. Julius is their trouble master and they trust him to
organize the most splendid mischief this side of London has ever seen. And he
does. His plans are elaborate. Some of the stunts pulled would make professor
Moriarty blush and leave Holmes in total despair at home sucking his pipe.
Julius understands the power of a pack of urchins behaving as urchins do. If you
were to spot a man leaning against a lamppost head ducked deep in the collar of
his coat, staring at a shop window, you would draw the conclusion that this man
is up to no good. Seeing an urchin do the same thing you would perhaps draw the
same conclusion that the little tike is up to no good, and you would be right. But
that's expected from them and that's where Julius came in.
Continue reading:
"Julius" »
Hound
 In yesterday’s London Times the following ominous message appeared. ** It has come to our attention that numerous citizens of London have observed a large animal resembling a wolf-like hound. Scotland Yard is not officially charged with finding the animal or creature, but we are investigating the links between these sightings and two recent murders. It is suspected that the animal is not in fact a canine but instead of a large cat type. This based on reports of a long tail, longer than any dog would possess. If you have any information that can shed light on the nature of the animal we ask that you report this immediately to one of your local police constables. ** Strangely enough, it was printed on one of the last pages, as if whoever sent this out for publication wasn’t sure about how it would reflect on the Yard. You can not really keep something like this quiet, especially not in a city where even the smallest news snippets fly through the air from street to street. Not that you needed to rely on gossip, the paperboys figured out what was really important within minutes and started shouting: “Murderous monster loose on the streets. Read all about it!”, or “Who will be next? Dangerous animal on the prowl! Get your news here!” When you tell the public that there might be a small chance that perhaps some people have seen something, then you can bet that hundreds more will definitely see something the next day. And indeed, Scotland Yard was flooded with scores of people crowding police headquarters with their alleged sightings of the horrible beast. We had our own little brush with the monster here in Fleet Street. Or I should say with a possible victim. Sheila Banebridge, a local barmaid was found with large lacerations in her neck a couple of days ago. People get murdered in London a lot and we don’t usually notice. Although we all knew Sheila and she didn’t deserve this, nobody does.
A bit of a rotund lass she was, always up for a dirty joke or a well place double entendre. She would slap you on the back and return the joke twofold in your direction. All in all she wasn’t the fragile kind and that added to the mystery. Whatever had happened to her was done with such overwhelming force that the medical examiner couldn’t provide a clue as to who or what the attacker was. Sheila could defend herself, in fact that was one of the reasons she was hired at the pub, because she wasn’t shy of maneuvering a difficult customer out the door. And out they went no problem there. What attacked her that night? Inspector Davies wouldn’t comment he wasn’t to sure about the case himself. Not that he knew much, he wasn’t assigned to investigate. All that he was willing to divulge was that someone or something had done such damage in one powerful move that she died instantly. Her trachea was almost completely removed with that blow, or stroke, or whatever it was. We’re all on edge and the news about the hound did not help. The air is tense people can not think of much else. It is dark but no one is sleeping well tonight.
Have you ever
 ave you ever stood on the
edge of your doorstep looking back at your home and wondered if you could leave
it all behind in a flash? Have you ever? Perhaps there will never be such a
situation, perhaps you are blessed. Or perhaps you want this desperately to
happen but the occasion hasn’t presented itself. There is finality to
this possibility, a chance things might turn out much better. There is a
chance, a chance you will never be the same again. Maybe you have done this
very thing countless times and you wonder what could possibly be
extraordinary about this thought. However. Have you ever entered your home
and thought: everything is gone, nothing is the same anymore, this is not
mine, and there is nothing here anymore that belongs to me. Today was such a day. One could say: I left; I left all that I knew behind.
One could say poppycock and argue nothing changed. Everything is still there.
The store, the clocks, the watches, the endless ticking and chiming. The
small library crammed full of books, most of which I will never read. Nothing
perceivably different can be observed, not even with the most powerful
magnifying glass. And yet, and yet everything is different. I look around and
can’t connect with a single item I can see, touch, hear and smell. The
delicate tools I’ve used for more than a year now are meaningless. They
exist in a world that is physical yes, but could have not been further away
from my reality. Why these vague and utterly diabolical hints at the
grotesque, the unimaginable? Have I been robbed of all my senses? Are the
walls now talking to me and do I hear voices around me telling me the world
has ended? No, nothing of the sort. I will, with great difficulty recall and
retell the events that have passed ever since my old mentor Mr. Hubbard
opened the trap door leading down to the phantasmagorical Bibliotheca
Echidna. Having only been there once, and only briefly, I was not much
impressed other than wonder who and why had created such an elaborate underground
palace of private entertainment. For that is what I thought it was then, a
manifestation of minds too curious to be satisfied with trivial mechanisms. Perhaps
the richly decorated underground lobby was nothing more than an even more
exclusive replica of one of the numerous gentlemen’s clubs that were
ever so popular these days. Granted, I was curious then, but I did not expect
the inhabitants of this underground labyrinth were serious, deadly serious.
Forgive me, dear reader; it
has not been long since I emerged, physically unscathed yes, but mentally in shambles.
You will permit me to rest a while before I commit to paper all that I have
seen. Currently I would not be able to describe by any means those things and
people I encountered. Those endlessly moving paintings of Dr. Halter, whose
understanding of light and dark can not be put into words alone. How will I
convey the depths one plunges into after just one brief glance? Light, yes,
light, that is the same at least. Down there, light takes on a different form.
It is alive and has its own mind and agenda, it wants to reign and attach
itself to everything. It fights the dark but can not win. That is what Dr.
Halter understood. His paintings only work there, they must be observed in a
room with light made for just one painting, for one purpose. Perhaps this is
true for all that I saw and lived through down there: it can only exist
there. But what does that leave me? I have the light of above, of the real
natural sky. The light that is still mine, that thing that has remained the
same since I left. Perhaps the inspector can help. Unlike myself,
a person who is now allowed below beyond the lobby, the inspector can not go
into Echidna beyond the doors. This is most fortunate; perhaps he can help
understand why things are different down there. He has not been infected; he
has never been that deep. But what am I saying, how can you, dear reader,
follow all this. I speak in riddles and riddles not even clear to myself. We
will meet again, yes we shall indeed and maybe then I can elaborate.
Eternally tired. Must sleep until this mental fever is no longer raging in my
brain. For now I bid you a good day.
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Inflammatory Language Syndrome
 esterday afternoon, on my way to our faithful supplier of
metals, parts and watch oils, I overheard a conversation between
two nouveau medicants. Apparently the topic of discussion was the influence of physical ailments on the
mind. One of the healers furiously claimed no such thing existed and the other
furiously insisted that his college had not read the latest journal articles.
Giving his argument more force, the pedant started to cite a number of cases in
which unusual and rare afflictions contracted in the tropics, completely changed
one's behavior and personality. With confidence the medical man prophesied that
parasites of the smallest kind, can take over a grown adult's thought patterns
and distort for selfish reasons. I only caught some of their conversation, but
one has to ask where our nation's physicians get their medical training.
At Leng's Plateau
 s expected, the tiny form of Mr. Leng the peculiar barber stood quietly waiting
in Hubbard's shop as we came back from the greenhouse. The blind old man did not move
a muscle as we approached and simply stood silently as if waiting for something.
Olivia had remained behind and was still watching the underwater wildlife, most likely nose
pressed against the glass and talking to the funny little eels. One of these
days she would surely fall into the stream in an attempt to get even closer to
all those amazing animals. Helen stood
behind me and when no immediate action was forthcoming she retreated upstairs. I patiently
stood at the base of the spiral staircase, slightly leaning on the metal
railing. Leng still did not move and we must have been standing there for
minutes. I asked no questions. The old man had a reputation of being very
patient and always with good reason. One could not provoke or hasten him, which
left me standing rather awkwardly and after a while: painfully. After a few minutes I moved over to the counter and
sat down on one of the bar stools we keep behind the sales counter. "Yes I can
hear it now", said Mr. Leng suddenly, "It is your back isn't it, it
hurts?"
Continue reading:
"At Leng's Plateau" »
An Awkward Awakening
 ar from what I thought my surroundings would be like after having traveled
for so long, I found myself sitting on the side of my old bed staring out
through the small window over the greenhouse and the other backyards with a
feeling of separation. Time may heal all wounds, but it also erases experiences
faster than we can find ways to commit them to permanent memory. Even in those
first few seconds of being back in Fleet Street, I felt myself slipping into the
old thought patterns, the familiar small habits and rituals that makes a home a
home. My traveling clothes were still on me and on the floor beside me was the
leather hat, purchased in Venice not weeks before. Helen must have heard me move
around and came knocking on the door. "Jeremy, are you awake?" Helen was not one
of the most personable maids and she
kept herself to her duties most of the time. Except when Olivia visited, then
our maid would turn into a doting mother. "Jeremy, are you up?" Helen asked
again. "You can come in if you want to", I said, having not taken off any item
of clothing. The door opened and Helen stood in the doorway, shuffling from one
foot to another. "Are you quite alright? We were worried about you", she said.
"Worried, why on earth would you be worried?" I asked, now paying our maid my
fullest attention. "You've been asleep for two days straight. We did not try to
wake you but if you had not awoken today we would have called for Doctor
Roberts", Helen said.
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Thought of the moment:
History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.
-- Voltaire
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With a Supplement, Fivepence
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The Critical Times is a work of fiction. Many of the characters are inspired by
historical figures; others are entirely imaginary creations of the author's.
Apart from the historical figures, any resemblance betgween these fictional
characters and actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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